What do the elves of the North Pole do when Santa leaves to deliver the presents? I imagine it being similar to a pro sports team after their season ends. Some elves may go under the knife, some go party in Cancun or Ibiza, and some go put their feet up and chill on the couch. Some of them probably need therapy after the stress of Christmas. I wonder how long their off-season is. I bet they miss work and are eager to get back to it.
No, who am I kidding. Work sucks and even the elves know that.
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