Dog Bites and Bee Stings

I did laundry today and now I have every sock that I own in front of me. It’s a weird feeling, “owning socks.” Why don’t we let the socks be free? To be fair, socks are the most elusive of all the garments. We all lose that random sock and it happens all the time. I would like to live a sockless existence. I am a fan of having less and less stuff all the time, and socks seem surplus to the requirements of being a human. Consider your socks today. Do you own them or do they own you?