Dog Bites and Bee Stings

“Hola amigo, lo siento, un poco español…que es eso?”

I ask what the soup is, it’s called ‘consomé,’ emphasis on the last syllable. Do I dip a taco in it or do I drink it by itself? Well, preferably, I dip some longcut and drink some Blue Light, but that’s not the question. Me and the taco man, both in the deep end. Please, say something in my language, we both think. Do you want one? Quieres? Make us both comfortable by bringing a transaction into the mix, thank you. It’s a soup with meat in it, here is a 50 peso note. Oh the price is 35, well that’s steep but good for him for running a scheme. Order some consomé next time you are in Mexico, it’s fantastic.